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Courtney Elizabeth: 2008-07-31

31 Jul

  • @Blakfuzhun Get me a burrito bol – just chicken and cheese + extra rice and no veggies – hold the guac. #
  • Got my Yozen Frogurt! Whatcha know bout it?! #
  • It’s 3am…I’m going to sleep…finally. #
  • Uuuuurgh #
  • Functioning on 3.5 hours sleep. Bare with me… #
  • Crush Magazine WordPress Theme http://tinyurl.com/67kum5 #
  • Headed to office #
  • Do I LOOK like I want to talk to you as I stand here pumping gas?? #
  • @JDakar Sometimes I wonder who the heck ur talkin to… #
  • DUDE…What is it about this invisible DON’T TALK TO ME sign that you don’t understand? #
  • At Starbucks – It was too late to Tassimo #
  • http://twitpic.com/60y0 – Starbucks #
  • @myownwoman407 Thank you gal! #
  • Crush Magazine Theme Version 1 http://tinyurl.com/67kum5 #
  • God is good… #
  • @myownwoman407 Aww yay! Have fun customizing! Don’t forget to use the WP Limit Posts Automatically Plugin – set to 600 words! #
  • @couturefreak sidenote: tell her I love her yorkie! Bentley used to be that small once! He’s 5 pounds now! #
  • on the road aaaaaaaaaagain! #

Story of My Life: 2008-07-23

23 Jul

  • Runnin, runnin, runnin #
  • Over it. Go away. You’re not worth the stress or the long drawn out emails. #
  • Life’s too short. #
  • Watchin Norbit… #
  • sitting here…thinking… #
  • Adding sites to myviigo… #
  • Watching Flipping Out on Tivo #
  • @JDakar scandal #
  • Its hot in here. Someone come turn on the AC. #
  • @Kizzy soooo not fair! #
  • To sign up for the Mud Duck Challenge, inquire within. #
  • @Kizzy just give me 2 days and u can have the other 28! #
  • Good moooornin! #
  • @fave lmao #
  • Watching a business suit clad couple in their 40s stand at the bus stop…together #
  • @JDakar Why not just pick up the phone and say “look broad. I dont like you like that. stop calling me.” #
  • @JDakar …add a please and thank you and you’re golden #
  • @odotjdot La bota! #
  • Viagra for weightloss…whatcha know bout it? #
  • @notsoblonde Girl…me too…you see I’ve resorted to daily tweet digests…lol #
  • Why do folks insist on Yahoo hosting? it is the absolute worst for Wordpres #
  • Just got conned into an advertising deal…I feel defeated. #
  • Hooking up ustreamtv.com for a client #
  • Pick Up The Pieces http://tinyurl.com/5kp3ps #
  • Developing a TV / Radio Show WordPress Design for a Client #
  • I hate when I’m stuck in a conference call and I have to go to the bathroom… #

Story of My Life: 2008-07-22

22 Jul

  • You know shit has changed when ur apartment complex offers free wednesday and saturday bootcamps. #
  • http://twitpic.com/4zat – Gym #2 #
  • @lovelyinga ooooo…sounds nice #
  • @notsoblonde I’m gonna get there before the night is over! #
  • Back from gym…shower then sleep…night folks. #
  • Mornin folks #
  • Headed to office early to get some minor projects off my desk and billed. #
  • Internet issues in the office. On the phone with Time Warner Business Class. Maybe they’ll up our speed too…hmmm #
  • @lovelyinga I used to be that way too…lol #
  • @toshibella YAY! woo hoo! #
  • oy – fixing someone’s website. #
  • can’t wait to get to the gym today… #
  • Why people still run WordPress 1.0.2 is beyond me…. #
  • Or maybe I should say: Why Hosts still have WordPress 2.0.1 installers is beyond me… #
  • Having to explain the difference between tags and categories….*sigh* #
  • @notsoblonde OMG isn’t it the worst? lol #
  • Importing about a bazillion posts from a client’s blogger account… #
  • Headed home to hit the gym…It’s gonna be blood, sweat and tears… #
  • New blog post: Web Developers Are Not Psychic http://tinyurl.com/57qeh5 #
  • At gym again #

WordPress 2.5

30 Mar

I don’t want to upgrade yet.
I’ve done it for a few clients already and I’m not super excited about it like I was about 2.3…plus, I like my admin menu drop downs too much. The new dashboard isn’t exciting.

I know…I’m random.

Mission Blog Redesign: Complete…

1 Jan

or done…or whatever…well, almost. For the most part anyways. Bentley’s knocked out in the office chair.

 Mission Blog Redesign: Complete... How about, this is all I feel like doing right now.
In my pursuit of getting and being healthier, I’ve decided that going to bed “on time” is going to be the thing. mmmm. We’ll see how that actually works out.

I’m watching the Real Housewives of Orange County. I love this show for some reason. Any one else as hooked as me? ha ha!

Laurie, her fiance, and the kids are actually in an RV going camping and what not. I’ve never been RVing or Camping for that matter. I remember my cousins would go when we were younger, and my mom was always afraid to send me out into the wilderness with them. lol But I think Costa Rica was actually more of an adventure than camping…we went hiking and what not. Come to think of it, I think Incog and I are going to be doing a 3 hour hike with my BootCamp group at the end of January. I hope that goes well…lol

Alright, time to hit the bed. Bentley’s starting to give me that look.

Stay Blessed!

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Think Before You Speak.

19 Sep

FROM KOOLBREEZE‘s blog…this was HIGHLARIOUS….

Here are six reasons why people should think before they speak.
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
immediately take the words back…
or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did….

FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
and asked loudly,
“How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?”
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn’t say a word…
he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
I was unhappy with the womens type I had been using.
After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
Without thinking, I looked at him and said,
“I think I like playing with men’s balls.”

THIRD TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a
variety of candy and nuts.
As we were looking at the display case,
the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
I replied, “No, I’m just looking at your nuts.”
My sister started to laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY:

While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
“right now” she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a
voice just as threatening,
“If you don’t let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy’s pee-pee last night!”
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped
what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when
the door closed behind me,
were screams of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY:

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training
and I was on him constantly.
One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch
in between errands.
It was very busy, with a full dining room.
While enjoying my taco,
I smelled something funny,
so of course I checked
my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized that Danny
had not asked to go potty in a while.
I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said “No”.
I kept thinking
“Oh Lord, that child has had an
accident, and I don’t have any clothes with me.”
Then I said,
“Danny, are you SURE you didn’t have an accident?”
“No,” he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had an accident,
because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time,
“Danny, did you have an accident?”
This time he jumped up,
yanked down his pants,
bent over,
spread his cheeks
and yelled
“SEE MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!”
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
An old couple made me feel better,
thanking me for the best laugh they’d ever had!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the future, likely think before she speaks.
What happens when you predict snow but don’t get any!
We had a female news anchor that,
the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t,
turned to the weatherman and asked:
“So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?”
Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

HorseBack Riding – 2 More Days

25 Jan

Desktop Screenshot per Jorge

Desktop

It seems as we get closer and closer to moving (the job), the more traffic there is every morning and every night. Somehow, my 1.5 hour drive to work has turned into 1.75 hours. Something must have happened after the new year. God, we have to get out of California.

I didnt go to cycling this morning. I ended up going to sleep around 12am and when the alarm went off at 7am, I wasnt even thinking about a bike, or about gym shoes. :thumbsdown: All I could think was, “Please God…just 20 more minutes”.

Brokeback Mountain

I’ve heard SO many things about this movie, so much so that I JUST had to edit this post to change the name that I wrote at the top. Somehow, I wrote BAREback Mountain. I blame Incog. I’ve heard so many BAD things about this movie, that I actually want to go see it, just to see the BAD things for myself. When browsing Yahoo Movies, Incog noticed that people either gave it an F or they gave it an A/B. There wasnt really an inbetween. I did however notice that there were a lot of registrations to the yahoo site and a lot of “A” ratings given in order to boost the ratings…:thumbsdown:

Here are some of the reviews from Yahoo Movies:
Typical reality tv movie for shock value (F)
by love_movies_34 (movies profile) Dec 11, 2005
192 of 832 people found this review helpful
The scenary is beautiful, but the movie moves along like your typicaly reality tv shock and awe. This is a movie about infidelity, lies, and shock value. The shock value is that it’s about gay people which really isn’t that shocking now a days. Hollywood should give us a break already and make a compelling story instead of trying to put shock value on everything. If you love reality tv, then this movie is for you. If you’re looking for a heartfelt movie then rent Terms of Endearment.

Bad movie (F)
by christiejhunter (movies profile) Dec 20, 2005
124 of 395 people found this review helpful

Not the kind of movie to promote by any means.
I did not enjoy it, and found it to be sad that the concept of leaving behind your family and abandoning your children and promises in order to have, what is nothing more than an affair with a former flame, is somehow “good” simply because its a gay lover! this is a very bad message.

im gay (F)
by gayisfungay (movies profile) Dec 14, 2005
151 of 648 people found this review helpful
but i think this movie is horrible!!!! ARghh! It reinforces the idea that gays have no morals. These characters lie and cheat. It makes it look like that is the way all gays are! And it makes me sick!!

In any case, maybe I’ll be able to talk Incog into going. *We’re currently discussing how much I hate BEETS.* Things are good Business Wise, Thank God. If it wasnt for the Business, I dont think I’d have extra “play around” money for the weekends. Website

A video for laughs:
:camera:Trunk Monkey
Welp…Have a good Thursday! Stay Blessed! :wave:

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Happy Holidays!

30 Dec

WOO HOO FOR FRIDAY! 3-Day Weekend approaches…

Let’s hope the day speeds by. Monday, I’ll be at home…with my remote and HBO on Demand. :high5:

I havent decided what my New Years Resolution will be…but, if anyone has one they want to share, let me know. :razz:

  • I upgrated to WordPress 2.0!  :thumbsup:

Today’s Lesson: Misery loves company. Rise above!
I hope you guys have a Happy Friday! Stay Blessed!

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Def Poetry and Church

12 Jul

Well hopefully everyone got a chance to read over the House Warming post and view the pictures. I was trying to leave it up for a day or so, so that everyone could have a chance. :blush:

The past few days have been eventfull, new beginnings for a lot of things. I’ve realized that it’s time for me to get back into the Church and start being more active in my Christianity. :thumbsup: The trek to Faithful Central at the Forum would be kind of hard for EVERY Sunday, so I’m considering the church that’s down the street – Congregational Church-Ucc. :grouphug: Maybe I’ll just visit and see how it feels. I’ve been kind of driving by, scoping it out, so to speak. But I havent gotten out of the car yet….we’ll see what happens…

defjamseason2Last night, we ran to Jack in the Box and picked up some junk, and we watched Russel Simmon’s Def Poetry and you know what? I LOVED IT. :heartbeat: I’m actually considering buying the Season 2 DVD. It comes on so late on Fridays though, I dont know if i’d have the power to stay awake. But last night, I was sittin there chanting, “Fuck what you heard, act like you know!” It’s about time for me to get back into writing, so I’ll probably take this afternoon and post all of the poetry that i had BEFORE i moved COMPLETELY to WordPress and put it in a category for you all to read when you get a chance. All in all, last night was a good night for me…I really enjoyed just relaxing with the love of my life….we havent had time to sit in chill since the week after Costa Rica. :couple:

Anyhow, i hope you all have a blessed day.

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