I had my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday. Since then, I’ve pretty much only been eating apple sauce and soft serve ice cream. #facepalm

And this has led me to craving a whole bunch of madness that I have absolutely no business craving, whether my teeth were pulled or not.

Like…

Goobers – from the movie theatre
Harry & David’s Moose Munch – bougie Crunch n’ Munch
Nerds – you know, the Willy Wonka candy
Popeye’s Biscuits
Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits
PopSecret Homestyle Popcorn
Tumby’s Pizza
Toffee covered peanuts – gas station kind
Cheetos
…among other crap.

So this will serve as my hitlist.

The moment I realize that I can eat hard foods again, I’m going on a gat-damn shopping spree.

Catch me.

Welcome to America’s most insane race.

Warrior Dash lands in Southern California for the second time in 2011 where 11 obstacles from hell await you along this 3.08 mile course. Are you a Warrior?

Location

500 Diamond Drive
Lake Elsinore, CA 92530
(Next to Lake Elsinore Storm baseball stadium)

Race Length

3.08 hellish miles

Price

The following prices are valid until 3pm CST on Monday, Mar. 21, 2011:
SATURDAY: $75
SUNDAY: $65
Registration will be closed on Monday, Mar. 21, 2011 at 3pm CST.

Click HERE to see pricing schedule.

Deadline to Register for Warrior Dash

Friday, March 11, 2011 – 3pm*

You will be unable to modify any details of participant registration information after this time. This includes wave time, date, participant information and location.

Monday, March 21, 2011 -3pm*

Registration will be closed. Absolutely NO registration will be accepted after this time.

*Central Standard Time