The Mojave “Experience”

14 Sep

windows vista fail The Mojave ExperienceYeah yeah yeah…

I know it’s Mojave Experiment

Well…NOW I do…

But I didn’t before…*because I could pretty much care LESS* and so now, whenever someone types in MojaveExperience… *all one word* …my website comes up.

Oops.

Maybe Microsoft should have came up with a shorter no-fail name. How bout THAT.

Okay, so while I have an audience…let me just say…

Windows Vista sucks!

I feel compelled to reiterate what folks have been saying since Microsoft released this wack, sub-par product…Windows Vista should not have been released. And no matter what way you package it…whether it’s Mojave Experiment or Mojave Experience or the Mojo Jojo Experience, the crap will continue to suck. The licensing sucks, the UAC sucks…and I don’t even want to talk about what you did to my router when you were first brought into my proud little networking environment. The mere flashbacks make me want to drop kick this laptop. *But I gotta work tomorrow … so let me not*

Longhorn (now known as Vista) should have stayed in development until you had beat it into submission. And I’m upset that you’re still allowing people to sell this crap as the default operating system. Windows XP should STILL be an option. When you realized that Vista was a big fat FAIL, you should have just saved yourself more humiliation and just took it off the shelves. As it stands now, I’ve had to format and install Windows XP on 3 laptops and 4 desktops so far. And if Little Mojo is going to cause the same problems…just…save me the headache. Please.

I WILL, however, say that … no matter how many times you edited and chopped that commercial to make sure that everyone was saying OOOO and AAAAH….unless Mojave or Little Mojo can fly, magically create spreadsheets, and fit into any networking environment seamlessly…I will NOT be participating in your EXPERIMENT or EXPERIENCE or whatever the heck you feel like you want to call it after it’s been released.

That is all.

….for now….

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10 Responses to “The Mojave “Experience””

  1. mary September 14, 2008 at 7:55 PM #

    Mojo jojo!!!!! You crack me up.

    When R and I bought this computer, he asked for XP and we were turned down flat. It pisses me off so badly we weren’t given a choice. I could go on and on and on all of the things I hate about Vista but I’ll save it.

    Oh, but one thing I love is the extremely long delay to switch a user! *smack forehead* sigh. Hate Vista.

    mary’s last blog post..Reflection

  2. Trecia September 15, 2008 at 3:03 AM #

    It seems I’m the oly one who doesn’t have Windows Vista… I guess I’ll just take it as a sign that I’m not really missing much.. Thanks…

  3. Kari September 15, 2008 at 10:23 AM #

    Wow. I guess I should be counting my lucky stars that I got my mac when I did! He he!

    Kari’s last blog post..Green Notes

  4. jdid September 15, 2008 at 10:46 AM #

    I resisted Vista cause of all the bad reports I heard but I just bought a new laptop and they preinstalled it. Was going to just take it off and put on XP but was convinced by a friend to give it a shot and so far what can I say its alot less aggravating than I had expected. Maybe that says more about my expectations than the product though.

    jdid’s last blog post..The Digits

  5. Shannon
    Twitter: introversive
    September 15, 2008 at 8:55 PM #

    Omgosh, when I first purchased my laptop and it came with Windows Vista, I was highly disappointed. I immediately sought to install Windows XP. Vista is completely slow and not to mention a lot of programs aren’t even compatible with it. Sure, it looks pretty nifty, but we all know looks can be deceiving. I will never install Windows Vista ever again.

    Shannon’s last blog post..Optimism.

  6. nadiyahw
    Twitter: nadiyah
    September 16, 2008 at 8:33 PM #

    I don’t have Vista, so I don’t know what’s going on. I did type it in on my search engine and your website was all over it.

    I had lots of people tell me not to switch to Vista because it really wasn’t all that. I’m kind of glad I didn’t because I keep hearing negative things about it.

    nadiyahw’s last blog post..jacket season are sooo close.

  7. Char September 17, 2008 at 11:36 AM #

    Girl that’s why I’m still using XP x64. My uncle is a Network Administrator and he has to use it but told me don’t even bother. I heeded the warning. I do however use Office 2007, which I am in lust with. Even though I dispise Windows sometimes I’ll never give into the Mac…ever. Windows XP works just fine for me.

    Char’s last blog post..back in town

  8. Taiwan Brown September 17, 2008 at 8:46 PM #

    mojo jojo… lol

    did you just the laptop? cause I think that it has XP on the Install CD somewhere…

    Taiwan Brown’s last blog post..Register for Change – Obama’s new website!

  9. Skeets November 18, 2008 at 7:22 AM #

    Well if I had read all these scary stories about Windows Vista I probably would never have bought my laptop since you could only get one with Vista. My desktop has XP and I was real concerned when I had to switch from Windows 98 to XP and maybe it was just the idea of change. I will say I felt the same way about XP as you all feel about Vista until I had used it for a while then I liked the change,but after using Vista for about a year I truly enjoy using it and rarely use the computer with XP. I feel in ways we are all creatures of habit but I truly have enjoyed the change.

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